i am a beautiful darrk chocolate womann
honey you're def caucasian
i am a beautiful white cholcllate woman.... Z
no, its his 'welcome back from rehab' party.
Of course she's mad at you. You Kanye Wested a picture of her catching snowflakes in her mouth. "imma let you finish but..." was the shaft and you put two of Kanye West's heads for the balls.
and he thought i came like four times in 2 mins. my leg just kept cramping up
She made me put my jeans under her mattress so that I wouldn't leave in the morning while she was still sleeping. Apparently I just look like "that guy".
you were on all fours yelling at the earth to stop spinning.
I think the taxi driver just requested me on facebook..... his name was george right?
Be there soon... with munchies, blow jobs and shoulder rubs.
4 girls from the bar, me, strip basketball. here. NOW
You threw up on yourself mid conversation with your mom and then told her a girl at the party puked on you.
Wtf are freshmen gonna think when the first thing they see in a pale 6'4 white kid with a mustache yelling ya man and we be liming in a Trinidadian accent
How do I ask where the Jello shot cups are at Walmart without sounding like white trash?
seriously the second he called my tits warlocks was the second I knew I wasn't going to fuck him.
He's giving me the absolute bare minimum amount of attention. Like whatever motherfucker, I've had like six super likes on tinder today
I can barely operate my hands; what makes you think I can operate my dick
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