Do brothers usually kiss their sisters?
all she kept saying was "harder" "mayo" and "who are you"
She asked me to cum on her. ON her. I think we're out of the friend zone
hows the party?
ists fjcssing insceredle
be there in 10
she gave me a blowjob during our lunchbreak and expected me not to tell people
Here's a tip. Don't party with someone that needs sexual attention. Drinking and sexual attention don't mesh well in the morning. Especially over a bowl of Cheerios.
If I get aids I am starting a lawsuit against snapchat.
Bro, you're like, my right testicle. Can't go anywhere without you.
Life is so difficult sometimes. Can you imagine? Going through life, constantly creating boners everywhere you go.
When I was drunk texting him about three ways he seemed more interested in just seeing me. And that's when I knew something was wrong with him
I told my grandmother all I want is a nice guy who likes to be tied up.
Please tell me I was just dreaming when I asked if I could borrow your jesus dildo
I know what I want to do this Friday. However, it might end in me getting kicked out of an arcade and a mini golf course.
Thanks for the reference. If your boss hires me, I'll buy you a drink.
If my boss hires you, I'm going to need it.
I'm noticing I drink less and do fewer lines when I do both together.
Now that's what I call smart money management.
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