I find it ironic that homeless people are so good in bed
and in the morning, while we were eating breakfast, she was all " i think someone sneezed into my shirt..." she'll never know.
a creepy fucking ass man came up and started raven cawwing in my ear... he said it was the raven mating call. i am officially freaked out
Nothing on google about my condom issue. However, if you get a chance google: condom with teeth.
She was surprised when she saw all our living room furniture was made from old kegs. It's like she's never met us before...
The lady next to me at the airport just baggage checked a six pack. She is now my hero.
Weer fine. went to buiy cigxs, but hes theonly one waering shoes. He caem out wti chicke fingers instead. whatecer, there th 8 dollar kind.
I found what appears to be half an E pill and part of a tooth in my pocket this morning
so exactly what is concert sex etiquette? Before, during or after???
all of the above
Well the streets were closed, so it was okay for me to just lay down for a little bit.
You fed me pizza off a sword last night.
first time i ever mailed panties back to a fuck buddy. what better of a way to say its over
Dude. I keep thinking about how I let a man gum my vagina.
Ur dad just showed me a tit pic he got omf
My cat is watching me play with my new vibrator
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