He didn't know it yet but he was about to go down on me.
i just googled 'classy porn'. high, low, i dunno i just got bored of cum shots.
Dude, no matter how drunk you are, it's not okay to hug every other guy at a strip club. Mainly because boners are far too common.
New channing tatum movie.
I'll bring my vibrator.
I tried to tell her I've only slept with 3 other people...she then named off 5 of her sorority sisters I fucked and asked me if she should continue
he can show you his cooooock\nshining, shimmering, splendiddddd
I don't remember anything past "we have 15 minutes to drink this keg."
at first i was on the bathroom floor cuz i was hungover. now im just here because it is cool
Yah at one point i was listening to metallica and doing pushups last night. I went thru alot of emotions.
Hey, if I can't get it and you're still alive, can you get the glass out of my foot? Happy Sunday.
I can't even express how horny I am. The English language isn't equipped for what I'm plotting.
I'm home, and it turns out she didn't get it all. still picking Oreos out of my pubes.
Look, the coffee machine died a noble death. It was the way it would have wanted to go. It was a mercy exploding, really.
"I'm pretty sure all our toasts were to Ben Afflecks penis last night."
I just told my mormon professor that I was late because I was getting a STD test... good start to the day.
Randomize
