? is bags or t-bags slang for scrotum?
jesus mom
I am coming home for anal
* a nap*
morning outfit: hottub soaked skirt. no underwear. someone's bandanna worn as a shirt. took me an hour to walk home. this isn't fun anymore.
Fuck?...well quicky, i have to study...unless you can read my book while i bang you, then it can last four chapters
I can be that talented
threw up during christmas carols. the audience at the church seemed to immediately know i was a college student
I just went to a chocolate syrup wrestling party I think you need to get on my level
My dad just passed me a joint.. this is a turning point in my life.
It's not my theme song, it's my blowjob song. There's a difference.
I dreampt that we were shooting zombies while we having sex. Is that normal?
Just fucked a MILF from Alaska. I love traveling.
Awkward sister question: which game of thrones female left would you fuck?
Quick how do you hit on a guy in the car behind you? It's important.
If you can't drink with the big boys, give up your beer and go back to the playpen
1st date with cop went weird. He yelled at me & we had a horrible date. Walking to the car I tripped & started bleeding & then he made out with me. Is it wrong that I want to see him again?
THIS IS WHY YOU NEED THERAPY!
i just woke up in my dog's bed, on my parents floor, my outfit on backwards, and a bottle of lube poured down my pocket.
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