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ok, stay where you are, be there soon
I texted him about a book we both like. I was expecting a "ya great book... let's bone" response. It didn't work
i love my job...i have craft hour at my desk w twizzlers
can u grab me a application
so you masturbated because Oprah told you?
how do you have sooo much energy?
billy mays threw in a lil somethin extra when i ordered some oxiclean last week
i gave her road head last night, needless to say it wasn't the same and i bit a chunk of the inside of my cheek off.
hes like my own personal sex toy i use him on the weekends and then i have the option to put him away all week
It is a special kind of bonus when you find money you hid from yourself when you were drunk in the tampon box. What did we do last period?
Finally better. I had to use eye makeup remover to get the purple wine stains off my lips
He said I could liberate his beef and all I could think about was how I don't eat veal for political reasons.
I hope Team Snapchat has been enjoying our sex snaps all this week.
Not going to lie: not even the fact I'm wearing men's cargo pants can hide the fact I have an awesome ass.
You got banned for life from a $30 a night motel. What are you doing with your life?
When's the last time you had sex near some ducks?
How do I tell this guy that if he does not like the condoms at my apartment, he should bring his own without sounding like a sure thing?
Say it's BYOC night at the beach. And, you are a sure thing. Own it.
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