Bc you can definitely buy condoms if ur a 14 year old girl
he promised me brunch in the morning so i felt like it was ok....i really need to get a job.
i hope push ups and a ton of orange juice gets rid of chlamydia
Just burped. Tasted like beer and cherios...Beerios. This is gonna be quite a day.
Apparently "he pulled out..mostly" is not a valid reason for thinking there's no way i can be pregnant to the nurses at the student health center.
I am watching the CFL at a Hooters in Texarakana. I made a poor life choice at some point that led me here.
I may be in pain from falling off the roof but getting to the morning roof keg was well worth it.
Just coat-checked 2 backpacks full of 40's...it was the bouncer's idea.
You rode him down the last flight of stairs like a human sled.
On that note I give you a 10 for sticking the landing and staying on the whole ride.
we're going to drop off one of our cars at the police station tonight so we'll be able to drive home in the morning
Saw you fall down on Jefferson and a cop drove by and shook his head. How you didnt get arrested after the party you went to on saturday is beyond me.
Haha yeah my head's fine..sorry about the dent in your fridge.
For the record we tried to find 4th of july porn. Did not turn out well.
Ever walked into a basement full of 10 guys jerking it to a live stripper? Cause I have. Always confirm the address of a house party. Always.
Do you understand how hard it is to go down on a guy underwater? Didn't think so....
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