I'm at the bar with Ashley what should I do?
humiliate her
she's basically destroyed all of the faith i had that skinny blond girls could be a functioning part of society.
why dont you just whore around college until someone loves you...thats how it works for girls isnt it?
winter break is going to suck... i have to put away my college personality and transform into who my parents think i am.
My therapist is concerned about your alcoholism.
Hope your thanksgiving is a complete blowjob festival.
Well call me tomorrow, it's a great story that may lead to me being fired and/or possibly being buried in a shallow grave somewhere out in wine country.
8:30 every morning in the third floor bathroom we fuck in the handicap stall. You have your morning workout and I have mine.
So yeah never trust sex tips from yahoo answers
You shouted, "LOOK I'M HAWKEYE," and beaned mike with a dildo from across the room.
Also, I wish we had magnetic nipple rings and our boobs stuck together.
Life lesson... stop having side pieces that know each other...ffs.
Also I just had a pointless meeting and the only thing I accomplished were my kegals
I gave her a cheerful high five and she turned to me and said, "we should do that with our genitals." I may have to marry this girl.
all i remember is arguing with the chick that yahoo was better than google
all you were doing was yelling YAHOOOOO in her face
so i won
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