And she was only 16?
You say that like it's a bad thing.
I woke up around 30 bottles of beer, with a piece of aluminum foil in my hand, that had "you Win" Wrote in sharpie..
he suggested we appoligize to eachother. then do blow and painkillers & have ourselves a make-up party.
Like there's an 87% chance I'll end up on the bedroom floor demanding sex while freestyling in your face. I'm going to buy rum.
He went 'unicorn hunting' and lost a fight with a fence. That's how he ended up in the ER.
The bald guy bought me a shot so I chugged it and then walked out to the middle of the dance floor and told an old woman that might be your moms twin to bend it over...We didn't end on a good note though. Dude she stepped on my vans.
to answer your questions bluetooth, 30ft, like a tampon, ask her, her idea, got tired of trying to find her in crowed clubs
I can see the future and your future is full of penis
He grabbed my tits and sang "you are so beautiful" to them before faceplanting into my chest
On the way home she told me she was in kindergarten when 9/11 happened
ugh, my whole family is going ape shit over my sister's pregnancy blog. I dont get it? Anyone can get knocked up! I had rebound sex with a new york ranger last night, now that is something to fucking blog about.
I thought i was doing pretty well but I walked into my first class and everyone on my side of the room immediately asked how drunk and high I was
That has got to be a joke. No human eats that much grass and lives to tell the tale.
And I’m prepared, because I'm in it to win it (and by win I mean get railed hard)
Once you start using "cuddles" as a code word for sex you'll never get real cuddles again
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