I need to not be around brick walls while intoxicated.
You couldn't hold yourhead up but you managed to unzip my zipper. That's skill..
going to class with no bra.. is that saying "i don't give a fuck i'm one hour away from thanksgiving break?"
She just told me she's too full for a reach-around. Sad.
sooo....i just remembered that someone fed me a pretzel out of their purse at the bar last night.
Apparently it's poor taste to ask for a break up blow job...in McDonald's. Also, that's not the best way to break the news either.
This coming from the girl who broke up with a guy because she found out he played the tuba in middle school.
but I'll probably watch some porn later so it's not a complete waste of a Saturday night.
The only responsible thing ive done in vegas is shower and that was onky to clean vomit off me
Finally washing the shoe scuff marks off my front windshield :( bye bye memories
Kripsy Kremes at our place, bring your own coffee. And your own donuts because these ones are ours.
Doap. Just bring some lube and a slingshot. Not sure y we need the slingshot.
Word my sister pulled through for me and brought vodka shooters for the plane. its about to be a sloppy 4 hours
Just told myself the phrase "You're not THAT single" while dressing myself
i'm trying not to stalk him on facebook
i gave in
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