Writing my paper on freud at bar
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Going up to girls and asking if they were anal explosive or anal retentive as children
Smooth
I wannas sexs uuuuu
We were so bored at work tonight that we were in dry storage taking turns pouring the boxed wine we use for cooking into each others' mouths. I think I'm starting to understand the "problem" aspect of "drinking problem."
I didn't know that people actually queef. Is this a real thing?
I believe so, yes.
Would you be offended if I asked if it has happened to you?
The vomit I understand but how is there seaweed in my bed?
Did I at antime last saturday slip away and sign up for a prayer circle?
How would u feel about transportimg a penis shaped ice luge to nashville?
totally just got a week extension on my midterm by telling my prof that I had just found out I was adopted
My dick hurts from so many people grabbing it last night. We're not going back to that club
She refuses to believe she pulled down her pants and spanked her ass in front of us
I'm high and I have a consensual booty call on the way and just thought that it was a good time to let you know that I think that you are a stellar person.
All I know is that I got to have an orgasm yesterday during sex so nobody can put a damper on my day, NOBODYYYYYY
We played 2 very competitive games of Jenga and then fucked our brains out... BEST. RELATIONSHIP. EVER.
Either my apartment is haunted or I'm far more drunk than I thought
sarahs drunk and is drawing dinosaurs all over the apartment. should i stop her?
whats she drawing them with?
eyeliner
no that's ok
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