No. I broke it. Note to self, never take a shower with your phone in your pocket.
Vodka + horseback riding = vomit in the saddle bags
By the power invested in me, I now pronounce your taco to be meaty. Meaty taco meaty taco meaty meaty meaty taco.
She said " I'm going to get her back one day soon for putting extacy in my pop while I drove her to whislter" just a heads up.
Guy, there will be accountabilities this weekend that you will need to respond to, or else.
We will. we just need a little inspiration.... in smoke form.
i told myself when i was 16 i would never fuck an Alan. now i've fucked 3 and i'm punching my 16-year-old self in the face
As sure as my left ball is bigger then my right. We will have our moment.
I just need some dick and some jimmy johns
I just haymakered a dude with my face, can we talk about ME for a second and not the guy I fought?
this is an emotional support booty call
Everclear isn't food dammit
I can't believe that after 9 years of signing things as "BATMAN", the first place to turn it down was the liquor store down the block.
Lies! You took my virginity, and now my cigarettes!
the last thing i heard from her was "i wanna get fucked by a stranger" and i haven't seen her since
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