the cure to his relationship is in or around my vagina.
is it true that cum stays in you for 7 years?
that's gum
I acted like I was still sleeping as she gathered her stuff to leave.. that's when she let one rip
awesome recipe for disaster- bar hopping at the airport
The cop refused to sing with us, even though he was as happy as we were that the tow truck finally showed up.
I'm going to pre plan my black out tonight. I think I'll set a change of clothes out on my bed and unplug the oven.
After three games of beer pong ending in victory by death cup, all four of us bonded in the fact that we all slept with the girl's boyfriend at some point in time in the past year. She had no idea.
Yeah I don't remember why I went to the hospital though but I just called and they have my wallet
It's really funny to see the look on the sales lady's face when she asks why you're replacing a painting. "I knocked it off the wall during sex w/ my heels," wasn't what she expected.
Would jacking off with Benadryl cream be good or bad for the poison oak on my dick?
Like we just had a bunch of sex and then he threaded my eyebrows in bed lol. It was amazing
I see your boobs were ready to greet the new year.
He just sent me a picture of multiple chickens eating in his kitchen... should I be worried
You know its a good night when ur woken up by the bartender asking you how he ended up at your house
It's not christmas until we're acting sober in front of grandma
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