Pride was great cause we really can now appreciate how far we've come as gay people!
Doll, if you're still fucking strangers behind the WeHo Sonic while high on E then we've come as far as 2003...
at first I thought it was funny, but looking at it now, it screams "dramatic" and "medicated wipes."
During sex he wiggled his hips and said "I'm turning the ice cream" Deal breaker?
Do you understand how much easier life would be if fannypacks were normal
Why is your signature on my underwear?
I'm sick of being broke. I had vicodin and frosting for lunch.
The dentist told me I have super glue on my teeth. I'm not blaming you I just want to know how that happened
Remember when I peed in the trash can in the ATM room last night?
Never thought I'd say this, but thank god for my blackouts.
Good for him. He wanted to accomplish walking across niagara, I'm hoping to accomplish not throwing up tomoro nite, we all have our own priorities in life.
He said he was gonna go pull a lochte and the next thing we know he's outside ass naked peeing in the neighbors kiddie pool.
If I was home I'd be ouija boarding the fuck out of the house, haven't been this high since that day
I smell like lime and condoms and I really want a waffle. Fuk
I actually feel a twinge of sadness recycling all of our handles... I feel like I'm throwing out some great memories or lack of them because we don't remember
My makeup bag looks like it has lips and wants to sing to me... Too high?
Can you explain the Transformers set up for battle in my living room?
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