I wish I had my old roomstes number so I could send him pictures from lastnight... I had a blast banging his "true love" now that I think about it we're even don't worry about that gas bill you didn't pay. Ur girl worked it off!
Im broke. I spend all my money on weed cigarettes alcohol and food. In that order. I cant even cut one of those because you know it'd be food. I already stopped getting my nails done just so i could support my bad habits.
A 14 year old with a teardrop tattoo just tried to sell me weed. I'm in the wrong fucking neighborhood.
You go to school with some of the ugliest girls I've ever seen... How are you not getting laid?
laughing at 16 and pregnant while fucking w/o a condom....
i always knew you were classy
Well, you're either very drunk or very high but I'll let it slide because I love any type of conversation concerning cheese.
i've decided that sluts are like cars. they may look good as hell on the outside, but you never know what kind of shit is hiding under the hood.
Theres a truck parked on the front yard and i just want to take this opportunity to tell you now that it is not my fault.
Also, your vagina needs a time out and let your brain have a chance to make decisions.
Her dad high fived me on the way out the door. Not the reaction i expected after she came so loud.
I can not be a lesbian living on Beaverland.
First date was awkward. I think I just saw someone die.
You were staring right at you dick at the urinals, then looked at all the other guys dicks and fist pumped saying "I win!"
I didn't even know his name until he texted me the next day and told me I should take a plan B pill. Thanks Danny.
The expiration date on my 40 is the same day as my 21st birthday
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