that speech was about as successful as her performance in twilight
you puked in the cab and all over yourself and tried to convince the cabby it was there already when he got upset... then you puked again. not too convincing are you
road dome is illegal, just asked in driving school.
Why have they been driving around the block for the past 30 min?
He told her it was international road head day.
Mcdonalds hasn't even finished serving breakfast yet and u two are getting drunk?
Oh god. Standing was a rash decision
I made it to Starbucks to do work and I've just been sitting here with my head on the table for 30 minutes...
Why do I love Florida? Because I just quit my job because it's too pretty a day to go to work and I'm going to the beach to eat seafood and drink beer.
At what point does "I'm too high to deal with you right now" stop being rude?
He came over and said its legs day so put them in the air! Fucked me for 30 minutes and said he had dinner reservations to go to. Well i just ran into him and his friends hammered at Taco Bell
i cant believe we used adam and eve as a sexting theme last night
Will you trust fall hold me, so I can pee of this building.
Dude respond to my evite. You're either coming to the orgy or not.
just like fucking own it. stare that cop in the eye and just keep masturbating "yeah motherfucker Im high as shit and this feels great"
god i just can't wait for finals to end so i can just masturbate all day and night
dude if looks could fuck you two would've been naked in front of everybody
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