I was born with a shot glass in my hand
a girl in my class is on a twilight fan site and running her fingers on the screen as edwards body comes up.
He's a firefighter, who has his own band. I'm pregnant just thinking about him.
His mom took away his car and made him quit his job.
HE'S 26!!!
I just remember telling jokes while vomitting
reason #14 for loving my boobs...just got out of a 40mph over the limit speeding ticket thru a work zone. i dont think the cop knew i even had a face
this is probably the only time in my life that i would want to fuck thomas jefferson
We're smoking a joint the size of the average penis right now. I may not survive.
he handed me my panties in front of my date. turns out he wasn't that mad.
It wasn't a threesome, it was me making out with one while looking at the other one screaming "does this make you jealous?"
I went around and congratulated every guy that had a beard for having one
Goddamn tequila
One day. I will touch his hair. I'm curious if it'll be like a soft cloud.
I'm drinking vodka. Get ready for my famous "come over" mass snapchats
I just bought a bong from a hot dog stand.
So if you wanna come get your pants you can. But you have to come in your boxers. Rules are rules!
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