I'm starting a business if you want to get involved
oh boy
Its called Cut N Tugs, haircuts with happy endings
whats wrong with me. i have a coffee mug of wine in the library and i'm doing homework
I just threw up and a whole piece of spaghetti came out of my nose. I don't even remember eating spaghetti.
I've developed breathing exercises to keep myself from puking..
I came home ate all of my roomates poptarts and then vommited on her duvet cover. I don't think today is the day to suggest the whole "sex instead of rent money" idea
Hah, I lost the lenses in my glasses, didn't event notice til this morning... How was the meeting?
What's life without a lamp shade you wore home?
No more fucking baseball tools. Walk-of-shamed home in only a pinstriped jersey and a Red Sox SnapBack.
He kissed my hand AND my forehead. I don't think this virginity business is for heartless whores like us.
We found her on the doorstep. Just layin down going, "I made it home!! Aren't you proud??!"
I think we might have a drinking problem when the ASU kids called us crazy
No one made them take a shot with us at the 12 hour mark. That's their bad
This guy is selling weed on the train. Like... Straight up. No fucks given.
Just got a Lifeproof case for Christmas so hold on and tell me how my shower nudes look
I'm not in bed, I'm driving and puking at the same time.... first for everything
You left your pants here again. 4th time in a row. How can you walk home without pants?
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