Everything we own is covered in grass and KY
all i know is that they all tuched my pee cup last night.
I'm high, and her 2,100 tagged pictures annoy me even MORE. I wish it had a google searchbar so I could type in "cleavage pics" to get to the point.
hes a soccer player too.. you'd think he has better penis eye coordination
this girl is having heart failure because she lost her feather...a gypsy blessed it in turkey. Not sure im high enough for this
Is it acceptable I'm laying in bed drinking airplane bottles?
In our world? Yes, but I'm disappointed yoiu are wasting airplane bottles. Save them for sneaky occasions
I filled this oven with as much Pizza as I could, and I've been eating out of it for three days.
Just ate the last piece. Refilling the oven.
Peanut butter balls.
IF YOU EVEN COME NEAR MY BALLS AGAIN I SWEAR TO GOD
Also, they sell weed-chocolate covered strawberries. For the romantic stoner.
That was one of the best texts I got today
STOP SETTING ME UP WITH GUYS YOU MEET ON CRAIGSLIST
Give me a second. I'm doing my best but I'm drunk so for some reason fitting both my boobs in the pic is just incredibly difficult. They aren't THAT big. I'm just being retarded.
He literally said I should watch game of thrones while I was blowing him like is this the conversation you want to be having right now
When she says 'Polish hangover cure' she just means more vodka. Don't do it.
he played intl players anthem 4me and ate a strawberry out of my pussy
I think I'm actually too depressed to do drugs, wow.
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