We discussed how the marijuana was making the dopamine float around our nucleus accumbens last night when we were high. Yet another example of how our science classes are perverting our good times.
Brought out my three foot martini glass last night, that explains why I haven't left my bed all day long.
Said he had been eating pineapple for a week before our 1st date. Not sure if thankful for his consideration or offended by his assumption.
She had a boyfriend but was all over this drunk guy that she just met..she said she loved him and then puked all over him.
Rubbed one out while on hold to buy tickets to Disneyland. Feel simultaneously like a freak and strangely productive.
the fact that he forgave me for making out with the bartender is proof that i can fuck my way out of anything.
My glasses are somewhere in your living room. Also, my underwear might be in your bathroom or on or around your porch. Sorry.
Shots and making dong molds for my gf's friends. Typical Monday night activities.
Just in case you were wondering I sent you a text at 4:37 in the morning because I woke up on the side of the highway at that time
You have to wear the princess leia gold bikini every Sunday
maybe these stereotypes wouldn't come up if you would stop taking body shots off another
I may or may not go. send a pic of a nipple so I know how much fun you're having
ive decided that just saying "yes" when people assume I am something other than Caucasian will highly benefit my love life. last night I was native.
I'm sitting at my kitchen table alone dressed as a dinosaur smoking bowls in the dark. Is this rock bottom? Or is this living the dream? Who's to say
there must be tiny pirates in the freezer stealing our rum.
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