hey im gonna send you a picture of my dinner
if its a picture of your dick again we are no longer friends
I couldn't tell if he was hitting on me or if he was just mentally challenged.
Remember when we were trying to guess how many people could fit in my shower? The answer is 7
Dude you can sell sperm for 100 to 250 bucks a time. And the best part is there will be kids all over the world that will have me as a daddy. It's like I'm jerking off my way into ruling the world
had a guy just try to take his underwear off in the middle of the bar w o taking his pants off. That kind of Sunday afternoon
I was so drunk. I apparently did a flip over the balcony using it as monkey bars. Ya I hurt a bit today
Don't worry I drank 7 more beers & brought home a guy that bit me at the bar.
We drove around last night shotting fireworks out the window while they had sex in the back of his car
Mm. I just want to eat pancakes off of his fine ass.
I can always see lesbian subplot. It's my hero ability.
So his shoes are still here. And there are three contacts in a case. And a shirt on the bed. I've checked my dorm and he's not here. I'm so confused.
Taking a shot every time the Russian in COD says vodka... BEST drinking game ever.
I woke up wearing nothing but my red thigh high socks and a blue wig. I have no idea what happened.
I mean, I'm not hammered, but I definitely can't show my face or tits in that bowling alley again
I just googled "how to blow an uncircumcised guy" and did serious research. That's how badly I want to fuck him.
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