I want to kish your cheek
My cheeks are in Michigan
Oh my lips are kind of stretchy
the last thing i remember is fucking her. GAME CHANGER i woke up in another bedroom to her younger sister blowing me
my mom told me that she didn't count me in the census because im a waste of life anyway.
If I refrain from fucking my manager, I'm going to reward myself by fucking that guy from the photo department.
Apparently she doesn't appreciate the significance of eskimo sisterhood as much as I do.
So i realized that if i bought everything from my google search history for the past week i would have a dolphin, a wolf costume, a unicorn costume, a katana and a bullet proof vest. Not sure how the dolphin would fit in but the rest of it would end up in one awesome night or someone would die. Either way i say we do it.
Not sure if you carved a butthole or vagina in that pumpkin but that didn't stop high Phil from mounting. My study group is horrified.
he ran through my sliding door
in his defense that door gets complicated after 10 beers
He's socially awkward. He has a big dick. We've had this talk before, they're socially awkward because they don't leave the house they just sit home and play with it.
Correct me if I'm wrong, but did you let me pee in the grass while barking? And also, how many of you have videos?
I peed my pants walking home last night... I just kept walking.
How about this: I support you through your miserable marriage, and you support me through all my anonymous sex?
I am luring the porn star to my house with chicken!
you know maybe it wouldnt be so bad if it hadnt happened before. At least I didnt blow him this time
It's official, I'm not staying in tonight
What caused that decision?
You only live once
Randomize
