no, there's no challenge. I live a humble lifestyle out of virtue.
You wear Armani Exchange.
Nope, didn't see her. We left when you told us you were going to make the " big beef burrito supreme" even more supreme and you took your dick out.
week 6 of class: i have yet to go to spanish sober. i love being THAT girl.
On a list of weird places to get a bj, how weird is in the basement of a pharmacy
He told me to pick a safe word. I said 'cactus' and he said I wasn't taking this seriously and that I wasn't cut out for s&m.
Finally considering to keep my landing strip before I have sex.. I feel like It makes me look mature.
I couldn't be mad. She was crying because she fell bare ass into the rose bush trying to pee. So I held her up mid-stream and she peed on my feet. No big
Every man needs a table where they can sit and reflect on the successful penile conquests of the day.
I praised you last night for winning a chug off...you thanked me with a ridiculously hard headbutt. Thanks dick.
I just made a flawless coverstory for why I dont have my car and why I left the party on foot. #adultererskills
I came home wearing somebody's thong. If you're missing one message me privately.
I wish I had a Tina from Bob's Burgers in real life. She would be the best wingman.
Hey, I'm just seeing how you're doing and letting you know I fucked your dad last night. Don't fuck with me.
You know the force is loosing strength when Darth Vader can't handle his liquor on halloween.
I am so dumb. I made a mistake and let him get away.
Don't worry, there are other penises in the sea.
Thanks, mom.
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