Partly cloudy chance of praying to the porcelin gods
Hey, what are you up to?
Drinking wine with the guys and watching 7 Pounds.
Looking back I guess I could have changed that to beer and Die Hard.
It was romantic. He brought over a bottle of Jack to celebrate us becoming official on Facebook. Definitely a story for the grandkids.
It was cool in an 'oh shit I'm gonna get arrested' way.
Theres a guy in your room wearing a franzi box costume and some girl is in the box giving him head.
The bartender just hugged us goodnight. I think we go there too often.
I just kept screaming "I'm fucking a preacher's son!" Also, this water tastes like weed.
They kept barging in on us saying random shit. At one point they came in yelling room service! and threw soda at us bruising my foot. Weirdest injury I have gotten during sex.
Wanna smoke some ancient weed I just found in a box of cake mix?
yea but i missed the pot and poured the boiling water on my dick. shit hurts. aint nothin easy about that mac
Found the cure to anxiety attacks.
An orgasm
I woke up while eating peanut butter from a jar. I don't think I should be social today.
I think I almost ran over some kid I went to high school with. Guilt factor: moderate to low.
I need to reevaluate my stance on weekday hangovers...
I'm wearing men's underwear
I don't know what to do with that information...
Randomize
