This boy just came into class wearing sperrys and a polo but also carrying a longboard. I'm unequivocably attracted to his level of doucheyness.
we just stared at taco bell's menu on the website for 2 hours
hows that letter of apology to the waitress at waffle house coming?
Check out this gay circle: I've now hooked up with my ex-boyfriend, my ex's ex-boyfriend, my ex's ex-boyfriend's ex-boyfriend, and most recently my ex's ex-boyfriend's ex-boyfriend's ex-fling.
Casually had to file a missing persons report last night
If the cops knock on your door and ask if you saw anyone throw an orange out the window I was never there.
They are the perfect team. One always has weed, the other always has cigarettes. They're like the Batman and Robin of drugs
Yea... The gym isn't gunna happen today... When I was drunk last night I tried to prove I could front flip off the wheel cover of a semi... I fucked up my shoulder pretty bad... It was more of a roll
My dick looks like crazy bread
pics are now mandatory
We just had sex on an abandoned logging road while wearing snow shoes. God bless Montana boys.
On my way to return shoes I bought so that I can afford to buy a pregnancy test. Is this adulthood?
If a guy makes a dick joke within 24 hrs of matching am I just setting myself up for disaster if I say yes to a date lol
I'm going to get him a gold star sticker and put it on his dick
He cut off part of his middle finger playing the knife game while singing The Knife Game Song at the top of his lungs. He also scream like a girl when his finger hit the floor and he realized he fucked up.
I'm still thinking about that amazing orgasm last night. I literally heard angels singing "Hallelujah!!"
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