There is a new fb quiz: "are you at ypical woman, future ex or from crazy town" - should i take it?
Aren't all three of those the same though?
ok i'm going to motor boat your sister now. ttyl
Just applied online. Cant stop hiccupping. May be drunk. Hope they liked my smiley faces.
SO stoned. Sitting in just a thong in front of a fan. NO work for a WEEK! Life is good :)
She sucked her thumb until she was 17. It's like my dick was born to be in her mouth.
Im about to shotgun a beer using my mother's knitting needles. home sweet home.
Bring it all. We will have a potluck of drugs. It will be magical.
Taking shot for every red box on your worst bracket. I have 30. I might die tonight.
Our innocent game of 'Duck, duck, booze.' ended up not being so innocent
Gosh, I don't even have that. Let alone someone to tie me up and whip me with Twizzlers.
the fact that i already established a hook up buddy for thanksgiving break is genius
You tried to order fondue take-out.
From Taco Bell.
He sent me a dick pic from a port-o-potty in Boston. If that's not love Idk what is.
so how about you dont randomly call my mother during parties?
He's a downgrade and it was quick. But it was dick nonetheless.
Randomize
