i want you now
you need to stop dating girls with the same name as your mother...or stop drinking so much...I don't want to see this
i've come to the conclusion that there is no classy way to apply chloroseptic spray to your butthole.
I think that i just found proof that harry and ginny had sex
I took an adderall but just ended up meticulously arranging my farmville for hours
He was legit dry humping me to the sportscenter theme song, awkward i think SO.
it was one of those movies netflix should have sent weed with
For once I want to have sex without having to google the after effects of it.
He said he wanted to "superfuck" me
Does he wear a cape??
I think my boss gives me work off weekends because he doesn't want me showing up hungover anymore..
Found a phone out last night at the bar. EPIC homemade porn vids on it!
we didnt plan anything. just randomly met up in the park, both reached into our pockets and each lit up a joint without exchanging words. we're telepathic potheads.
There's a whistle here and I just want to play my whistle song on it.
In all honesty the person most likely to secretly slip me drugs would be ... Me
On the flip side Weston asked if he could move me to Wisconsin to be his "moto hoe" which is actually a thing apparently
My butthole is tingling. Must be the grapefruit juice
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