she told me she had a boyfriend but the alcohol told me she didn't
Sandwiches eeeeeeverywhere.
home. puking in laundry basket.
six shots in, he is hammered and doing stretches before each shot
she wants me to text her or call her all the time when we are apart...this is not high school...
just taught 3 girls from korea how to fist pump on chat roulette.
I held his ankles while he hung off the top bunk attempting to get my pillow that fell off.
Your doorknob is in my back seat, in case you were looking for it.
yeah I'm sure your grandparents are the best but it's halloween. get a slutty costume and let's go ham.
Hey can you text me Heidi's phone number. I just stapled her mattress to the wall and I want to send her a picture of it.
YOUR TITS WERE ON THE TABLE.
HE FINALLY TEXT ME AND CALLED ME BY MY TWITTER NAME STAND BY FOR THE WEDDING INVITE, BRIDESMAID
I was giving him a handjob in the woods and a family walked by
Being pregnant feels like you have a hangover everyday.. Don't listen to what anyone says about how wonderful it is
I deleted your number after I found out you gave my brother head for drugs.
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