i just broke my key off in the door of my house because the engine wasnt starting
S and I had anal without a condom because I'm on my rag but he didn't finish. Should I still take Plan B?
She called me Jeff during sex, I just kept going like nothing happened. To think, if I was a woman that would be a problem.
it's sunday funday. and also, who can outslut the other day.
At one point, you closed your eyes and asked me which 'six flags' we were at
My dad just asked Siri to "help me find my daughters dignity."
If you were my daughter, I'd do the same thing.
Me. blonde. Sex. Dance floor.
I think ur a lot drunker then u think u are. That girl has the body of a cartoon character and not in a good way.
While all the other girls were trying to out skut the next, Cameron was just doing cartwheels around the bar. I think she's the only one who got laid.
Cover your phone. Photos of streaking frat guys incoming.
I puked up my nose. THAT kind of night
I thought I was heading girls talk. It was the toilet. Like put my ear to it
I wouldn't hate if he could handle a sex only type of ship. I really don't want to use the word "relation" in front of that.
Not a problem, sailor. I speak both autocorrect and typo.
did he think i wouldnt notice the naked girl in the backseat
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