Do they make some cleansing product for your soul? Like mouthwash that makes you not a skank? Or is that what religions for?
Eh, i think it's called sobriety. But its not fun.
at the bar. watching boys pee in urinals. when they come out we give them a thumbs up or a thumbs down. probbb shouldn't prop the bathroom door open with a bar stool....
At what point are you a chubby chaser or just desperate for sex?
The guy in 209 is masturbating with the door cracked again
I stopped understanding conversations unrelated to vodka two vodkas ago.
He apologized for his naked psychotic episode and then we had goodbye sex on his sailboat
I was thrown in the air atleast 3 times by baby jesus
Dude, I puked in the stall for God knows how long. Halfway through, a kid sits down in the stall next to me and starts jacking off, i heard the porn on his phone and everything. so FYI, the middle stall is where good nights go to die
It's 4 am here and I just vomited myself awake....Not rising OR shining any time soon
It was going very smoothly until she noticed my boner of hope.
Ohhhhhh, that night......I need to stop drinking, almost all of my conversations that take place Wed thru Sun after 8:30 are one blurry haze.
I just walked in on Joel doing a buck naked tripod headstand in front of the mirror so he could see the bug bite on his balls
hey, i didnt think i could be this stupid either but you dont see ME getting all judgemental about it
....even the bartender was embarrassed for her
It's a testament to the kinds of spouses/parents we will be that we get so wasted but still show up to every class on time. We honor our commitments bitches!
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