So I used the "I've never cummed from a BJ before" line last night.
And that worked?
9 for 9! Not only does it give them a goal but they have a sense of accomplishment afterwards.
Doing tuck and rolls down a stair case was not my brightest idea
I was really sad when you left and cried. And i don't know what a face promise is, but apparently i made you make one.
My near death experience also doubled as my coming out story
they all just nodded
So here i am dipping ice cream in my vodka and watching the bad girls club on demand. This is not ok
VODKAVODKAVODKAYESSSS
So should I finish watching Space Jam and then get head? Or get head while secretly watching Space Jam?
The van in front of me contains people having SEX. I am in full view of a SEX VAN.
True love is when you jack off and continue talking to the girl you like
Why do you text me weird shit like this?
I apologized to him for my lack of boobs after he felt me up
Okay. This morning the comforter was wet, you were underwearless and using a tiny blanket. What'd you do??
You introduced her by saying, "This is the girl who sexes me." Then you passed out on the coffee table.
IS NO AN EMOTION BECAUSE THAT'S WHAT I'M FEELING RIGHT NOW
I was doing good, then they gave me free shots
I don't know what to say to you.
I don't know what I said to you. Start with that.
Randomize
