Now hope fervently that she'll do it quick and cheap, just the way i like it
hi i'm bored and kind of... in a sort of dirty mood
pics
no i'm at a mixer dressed up as the teenage mutant ninja turtles
I wish I could tape me & him having sex. Not for pornographic reasons, just for comic relief.
I hate myself for knowing the words to party in the USA.
I lost of the blow last night. Found it later in my bag labeled Fairy Dust.
this isnt the person you just texted but i have her phone. she disappeared when the bacon came home and she hasn't returned since.
we are torturing ourselves with these mediocre cocks
Remember when you tried to pay that stripper to cry on stage?
Woke up naked next to Alex and he was braiding my hair and then commented on how healthy my hair was. I don't even know anymore..
All he did was like my Instagram picture and I'm already planning how to turn down sex with him this weekend...
Ran into him again last night, stole his glowstick and walked away. The glowstick mountain in my room keeps growing.
I gave him a BJ and he left. Coincidentally that's the name of my memoir.
Now I have to go back and sober fuck him. For science.
She totals her lexus and all she wants is to have crazy wild sex.
How high are you rn
Well I just ate a cheesecake straight from the box with a fork and now I’m laying upside down in a recliner chair seeing if I can Uber eats Doritos
So not that high
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