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Ended up passed out drunk in the neighbors lawn, still in costume. Neighbors thought I was a lawn decoration. Ten points for best Halloween ever.
i woke up, turned over, and noticed an assortment of knives stuck in my wall. i should prob stop drinking
Hungover snowboarding. Puked off the lift and traumatized a group lesson for kids. Crash course on adulthood.
Just tell your wife to stay in the car because you are self conscious about drinking infront of her. Now you have a DD AND we can still have a good time.
And by hung out you mean you were in my bed for 5 minutes while your penis was in my mouth.
You were telling the cab driver that you believe in him and just to follow his dreams
She had a tattoo on her pelvis that said "it's cock-o-clock" an had clocks and hot dogs exploding away from it. I'd like to tell you it was deal breaker buuuuuuut.......
I really have a thing for Greek chicks; I feel like while we are having sex she has the ability to make hummus which is just too appealing for me to pass up.
The cleaning lady has moved my vibrator twice now so I would say I'm pretty ready to move out.
What is it with the dog running away when we have epic hangovers
I'm not trying to take your husband away from you, but can we have another 3way soon? I'm just desperate for good dick.
i black out too much to be "responsible"
sam was dropping a deuce next to me. wrote me a note that said "glad we shared this experience." passed it under the wrong stall. the other guy picked it up. that's all I know so far.
maybe you should have closed the porn before you gave the professor your computer to hook up to the projector?
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