you missed a midterm to shack? WOW. How desperate are you?
He tried to pick up a girl by telling her about his homosexual experience in high school.
His sister just told me that she thinks i'm a stupid bitch and that by going thru with this I'm ruining his life.
sounds like a hell of a rehearsal dinner
hypothetically speaking is slutty or smart to buy plan b before we go on spring break so i dont have to get it in mexico
it's like if youve been living with the grinch for 15 yrs and then santa shows up with a big gift begging to fuck the christmas spirit back into you. no one can say no to santa.
Dude tried texting you during but she threw my pants too far away
It's disgusting. He breathes through his mouth and just sounds fat. Plus he chews all loud and shit.
I almost took a picture but it looked like he might have a shank and I'm just not at a place in my life where I could handle having tetanus
In other news, I had my first sex related injury of the school year so that's cool
All this studying of HIV makes me want to have sex with you.
Its one thing to reject me, but to reject me AND my hottest friend AT THE SAME TIME!?!?
I think he may actually care that I call him slampiece instead of his real name. Who knew he had feelings?
We peed on a building I think...like a building in downtown...not out of view of anyone.
Yea and there’s destruction when we’re together, mostly of our livers but W/e
My life is in shambles. Just made a grilled cheese in the microwave on a hot dog bun
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