I knew I shouldn't have slept with her...my dick looks like a stegosaurus tail
So i got in my car, the seats are leaned back, and soft soul music is playing. Wtf happened last night.
The liquor store was handing out free shots of some new expensive vodka, but they caught on the fourth time we came back in different outfits. Politics.
Take advantage man but know that every anal bead u drop inside her will make her love u 2% more. It's science
I hope after we constantly bang for 2 days straight we can agree to be friends again
You should photoshop their heads on tigers first!!
For my parents' annivery card? How high are you?
So we came to a decision, you need to fuck your hot roommate and send us pictures. We voted, so don't hate the democracy this great country stands for
You were supposed to behave this weekend.
But... naked.
I'm pretty sure the Jahovah's witness only came to our door because the front says "Twerk Or Treat"
there are no losers in shot checkers. only winners.
Id prob hit it, but i instagram edited her picture to make her look better. Ha. She should fuck me just for that.
I would rather suck a dick or two than go there
I will teach you the ways of the ho life, my little gay grasshopper.
Your Vodka Saturday privileges have been reduced to Beer until you go a full month without losing an article of clothing.
I'm ne vrr drinkjng againnnnnnnn dforeal.
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