I bet farrah fawcett is having words with michael jackson in heaven for stealing her thunder
LETS GO REDSKINS!
Quit drinking and watching your DVR, it's wednesday.
the girl I was having sex with just mumbled victory for msu during sex. i love basketball season
He pulled his dick out during the Bourne Ultimatum, ruined it for me.
I'll just get wasted and start throwing myself at men. Someone's bound to take the bait
Not much, just your average college male Sunday cleaning period blood out of the carpet.
Tell me you're kidding.
Besides scarred, I'm not much of anything right now.
She was the shot vending machine at the party. But free.
Tom is laying in a bathtub filled with ice pretending to be a polar bear.
nothing like a call from your drunk grandpa at midnight on a wednesday to ask your parents if you're registered to vote...
They put 3 tbs of cinnamon in vodka shots and called it the "cinnamon death challenge"
Let's hurry up so I can puke at home instead of my van
I was going to learn how to knit but I got high instead.
not sure what stings more, my ass or my pride...
His wedding band got caught on my nipple ring and that's how I realized he was married
He's really cute...He stopped talking to me because i pulled my skirt up and peed in a demi plie position...
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