i mean i cnt help that this campus has the highest STI rate
operation harelip BJ is a go
Ya know, in a round about way coinstar is just a glorified vending machine for all my bad choices.
I just dont think you can meet a stranger after youve heard them cum through the walls though
The liquor store wont accept checks from us anymore.
I almost got away with it until she smelled beer on the stroller.
Im in his room watching him sleep. Im going to try and jerk off and not get caught by the nurse.
My face feels like its stuck between a ball sack and an asshole.
Ok spinning in the opposite direction thatg the room was spinning was the worst advice ever
Also was told that I was her "third favourite booty call" - I'm taking this a good thing right?
It's a podium place so yeah...
omg this is getting ridiculous. nobody's vagina should ever be this neglected.
I spend so much of my life shaving my body hair off and I want nothing more than his beard in all my hairless places.
It's called life, you pretentious bitch. Grow up.
He responded to all of my texts prodding for dirty talk with "I will do anything you are comfortable with."\n\nChivalry is great, but being comfortable doesn't get me wet.
Throwing up in a storm drain... Not my finest moment.
But my shoes looked boss
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