just watched an entire episode so you think you can dance for head. so wasn't worth it
Wow i just got reported to security for being a homeless person trying to break into the library.
Heads up. We filled your kiddie pool with kool-aid and vodka. Things are about to get Out. Of. Hand. Quickly.
I had a nursing patient tell me that her favorite drink was vodka and ensure...called it a colorado bulldog
Is there a word for someone who only has sex with NFL prospects?
My bed became a clown car for his family....I'm not ready to get married
On a lighter note, the guy I gave a lap dance to then fell asleep on his crotch just facebook friend requested me..
i have 90 minutes to kick this food poisoning or josh's first experience with buttsex will be his last
It feels like my uterus is trying to crawl out of my ass wearing cleats. And yourself?
I was like kind of drunk but mostly just very enthusiastic about beyonce
im on the hungover til tuesday pabst blue ribbon diet
This is ridiculous. I’m in fucking college getting high off a potato.
High-fiving last weekend's hook up in passing on the way to class has given me quite the lady boner.
Saw my drug dealer at Easter mass with his family so that was weird
I'd kiss your neck and collarbone and then run my tongue up your neck to just behind your ear
And then lightly kick the curve inside your ear
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