its like randi wears special contacts, but instead of colors they make her eyes say "I want cock"
i hate that site..its like every vagina you dont wanna see
She might as well just lie down with one of those red "Easy Buttons" next to her
just looked up how to break up with someone nicely on google. glad to know im not the only one who looks up this shit.
First drunken handjob: not successful. Second handjob, mostly sober: much better. Nightly news brought to you by me.
Dipping doritos in Grey Poupon. Why does no one treat me like the lady I am?
They kept trying to slap each other but they were poring beer onto their hands first referring to it as their baby powder
don't worry i just saved a song to my personal usb drive to give to the dj at the bar. he's playing old school jlo whether he likes it or not.
Don't talk about his dick. That's mine. There's a copyright on it. Use with permission
Dont make this weird.... I was wondering if I could paper mache a few of your dildos this weekend?
I broke my arm trying to do a hand stand in my shower to wash the hate out of my asshole.
2012 needs to end already. I've exceeded my quota for People Who Have Accidentally Seen My Tits.
My vagina loves me do-dah do-dah my vagina loves me do-dah do-dah
I picture you throwing your vagina around in the same fashion that they pass out candy at a parade.
Something about the fact that I could do coke off her ass cheeks just speaks to me
Was it you I was with where I saw a guy open a beer with his butt?
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