Just did shrooms. Don't feel shit! Wsasted 40 bucks on this! Nothing's happenig except for this little gnome on my shoulder and the couch is melting. Fuckin waste of money.
so tomorrow. i'm thinking coinstar then adderall?
how do you tell a roommate that having sex on your bottom bunk is not appropriate even if she has a top bunk that's hard to climb to?
you kept screaming i cant feel my vagina, it kinda killed the mood.
She cut off the top of a watermelon and is now eating it with a spoon. She's more than half done.
Just took my birth control pill next to the cubicle where we had sex last semester.
Sorry about giving you those ripped gym shorts after my dog ate your pants, but after the awkard BJ incident I didn't plan on hearing from you again
So your bra was hanging in the Christmas tree last night at some point I think
my dad has now seen 6 different dudes grab my ass. i guess i should start a list.
Two run-ins with cops/park rangers tonight and now I'm just wandering around high and shirtless
Sacramento doesn't deserve you
I had to get my boss birth control a work today. I knew going to ASU would come in handy in my career someday.
fuck you
also please return my underwear, they were one of my favourite pairs xo
my goal is to never have a bac of 0.0 the whole time while in the state of florida, which means i have to chug a beer before i cross the state line
what are you getting to drink for new years?
well seeing as how i just got diagnosed with a uti, whatever we can mix with cranberry juice
Like, my vagina is jet-lagged.
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