i just spent the last half hour thinking about my totally irrational and intense hatred of wedge flip flops.
I would give up sex for lent, but I think Jesus would understand that I went too long without it to go back now.
On a positive note, new entry in my phone as 'HOT ASS, DOWN TO FUCK'. idk if its a boy or girl tho.
Update, its a couple
It didn't get weird until she took off her underwear, looked down, and said "fill her up!"
You can't see him, he's in front of the dildo, but Amelia Earhart is blocking your view.
My overnight senior got drunk and hooked up with Kaylee on Sunday. I checked Facebook and he already put down his deposit for next year. This school should pay me a commission.
Ummm I just broke my no puke streak at church
I don't know what you're talking about. I just drank beer out of my own bellybutton by doing a backbend and letting it run down my body.
It is too early in this hangover to be seeing some guys ass crack.
i shit in a pringles can and hid it somewhere in your house....happy hunting
His roommate left already and took the beer pong table so we had to take off his bedroom door. Maybe res life won't notice.
I guess when I black out I feel that it's not inappropriate to grope my gf in front of her parents.... But hey at least I'm starting off 2013 single
Well, you've continued the theme of living with people who's dicks I've sucked.
I think this bruise on my arm is actually an impression of your face
She just kept roaring and saying Katy Perry had nothing on her. Wtf did she take?
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