I am sleeping on the floor in your room so if you have sex in here just don't roll on me
no.. I went home. Puking up hot dogs and lemon tart isn't as lovely as it sounds.
His mom took away his car and made him quit his job.
HE'S 26!!!
The sign in front of ihop says "designated drivers get half off their order"
All I remember is taking a bath, puking in the bath water numerous times while trying to wash myself and I must of eventually given up
Just saw two dudes run across the street carrying a mini keg and a scaled model of the empire state building. Missed this town
I just used a beer funnel to put gas in my car
Well to me, someone is not really my friend until we go to a mcdonalds drunk at 4am. It's like a right of passage
I think after 8 tries we can say Stoli Thursdays cause too much damage.
It's dollar drink night and I have my honors society initiation tomorrow. Somehow I think this will not end well.
Remember that guy that walked around our house naked with a boner wearing nothing but his winter coat? Well, he has a kid now.
Hey, before I head out, whats your policy on casual drug use and one night stands?
While she was pissing on the neighbors shrubs, they threatened to call the cops...she mumbled 'don't threaten me with a good time", so to answer your question, yes she was drunk.
wish he had known he had poison ivy on his cock beforehand... Is calamine okay to put on your vag?..
long story short... we may or may not have lost your car.
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