So just talked to them hahah i like that people sat there and watched as you two made out... They said they even had to refill their beers
on a side note you can NOT make bong water out of a pear
I just won 10 dollars from out chugging the bar tender and I found out that the baby aint mine in the last hour. I don't even care if l get laid tonight any more.
The only reason I give him head is because I know i'll get a back rub.
wow.
But it's a REALLY good back rub.
just gave another girl i passed on the walk of shame a high five
Attention: due to the power outage we will not be playing drinking games and watching the royal wedding. Bring your own bottle and we'll just drink in silence.
I just don't know about this life anymore. Quite frankly I think I belong up there in the great blue, lounging on a cloud sippin tea with Jesus
Call me when you get up. This hang-over is like dismantling a bomb: I need someone to talk me through it.
I just had cybersex with some guy from the Netherlands for 2 HOURS instead of doing my History project...how's your break going?
so i guess now we know you can get away with peeing mere feet from the Capitol if you shout IM PREGNANT at the guards
My boyfriend just asked what time I was coming over. As soon as my old BF unchains me. I think he ran away.
2 six inch heels, 3 big sangrias, no broken legs
My FitBit tracked the calories I burned during sex. Hello 2015!
I agree with that homeless guy though, you do need a haircut
My lack of taco bell is hindering me from seeing the good part of that situation
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