I told her we could go facebook official. If she ups the oral.
idk how it happened. she made a very smooth transition from crying to blowing me
Pregaming class all semester has made this final review session more like my introduction to the topic.
I just fucked my ex's ex's ex. Love quadrilateral complete
well they never fully had sex so she's like an eskimo step-sister. I'll make a family tree for you.
If we can put a man on the moon, I'm sure we can turn a pringles can into a bong.
You told the entire smokers deck that you were blowing .08 now and anyone else willing later
Guys, as my favorite vagina consultants I have to share something.
My professional advice is not to put lemons in your lady pocket.
MILK DIDN'T HELP. IT'S NOT HELPING
How have you never felt a dick as hard as mine?
I felt like a slutty ass cruella devil driving your old car, And I got in a fight with your wipers
I can't say too many people would say watching their drunk best friends fuck in a hot tub is very normal.
He sang the chorus to “Inside of you” by Russel Brand in Forgetting Sarah Marshall as he proceeded to not pull out...
Honestly? I wouldn’t even be mad, that probably took talent
How was your night?
Good. I made people cry and run home
Shame is for Republicans.
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