rainy day on campus = new personal fetish for girls in booty shorts and colorful rain boots
How the hell can the Olympic committee frown so much on weed and yet put on a show you would have to be high to actually enjoy?
well you haven't lived until you've been 86'ed from a family restaraunt
SEE! I KNEW I HAD A LONG-TERM REASON FOR BEING A SLUT!
I don't think the car's salesman understands that I am about to vomit on him.
I think I just got a contact from my own exhale. Def dying.
You kept telling me how warm your bag of vomit was and asked me if i wanted to feel.
I think we should get high on adderall and nair each other again for New years.
I wish they made people sized litter boxes.
I woke up to him pissing in their fireplace with fairy wings on.
I am never taking a razor down there again. He'll have to love me as I am.
He's thawing a cheesecake on his stomach. We're that high.
I got outsmarted by a door tonight. Twice.
i still cant feel my toes or walk straight...its been 2 days.
oh, he’s out of jail btw. as of about 6pm. one of his customers bonded him out apparently lol
Like he really got a coke fiend to bond him out?
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