is sleeping with your Political Science professor Politically incorrect?
Was he helping you 'cram' for your final, or just giving an oral exam?
I cant watch the real world now after jersey shore. its like trying to go back to vagina once uve had anal
The slutty girl scout law, revised for halloween 10: on my honor i will try, to serve my vagina and my shot glass. To hold back friends hair at all voming moments and to live by the sluttly girl scout law.
Well we're gonna drink when we get home and I just invited the cab driver to play beer pong
You started laughing mid-cry and when I asked you said, "my tears taste like vodka."
There is nacho cheese and blood everywhere.
dude there's no way we're going back in there for your puke shoes
I just sent her mug shot out in a mass text because I hate her and her cocaine eyes are hilarious.
They evidently had to pull his penis out of me while we were passed out on the floor.
I noticed a trail of vomit coming up the drive way. You must be home
I promised him we could have sex if he would let me take him to the hospital to get stitches.
My vibrator looks like a lipstick tube. So does my mace. I just realized the potential problems of keeping them both in the same bag.
apparently I got pissed off that no one would let me spray them with a bottle of champagne at midnight of the new year. so I sprayed myself with one shirtless in the near freezing cold outside
She's currently singing "I'm gonna keep on lovin you" to her pillow. How do you think tonight went?
How did people get blow jobs before text messaging?
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