I wonder how skeet ulrich feels about the skeet skeet phrase and and what it denotes.
It's gotten to the point where NOT peeing in the sink feels strange and uncomfortable.
the bartender cut you off himself after you started walking on tops of tables and hugging random people
That's unfortunate. Distance can be a stoner's greatest enemy.
You make it sound like a battle for Middle Earth.
Maybe it's just my body's way of telling me I don't need pinky toes. Like I'm the next evolutionary leap or something...
I need to stop ravaging the freshman dorm like a virginity-snatching dragon.
We're having Wednesday-night goat-night at the bar.
It's hard to explain...
life lesson #151: dont let people go batshit crazy and stab you in the knee
i will live by this rule
Yes... I'll kill two birds with one crazy ecstacy filled night.
I also tried to solve my dog's itching problem with crystal healing. I'm so high, dude.
I just rubbed amethyst all over him and kept saying 'no bites.'
I try not to have friends with attractive fathers, it only brings my morals down.
maybe i should limp back to therapy...
oh yeah will you also bring home vodka i wanna do shots on the roof
I just realized I have a habit of pre gaming for therapy visits. Problem?
We'll discuss it when you get here
It's routine now. He comes home from work and i ride him like a cowgirl with only a few sips of wine. I love being his neighbor.
I was trying to get nudes from last night and ended up getting a family portrait!
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