All these guys look like the American Apparel version of Jesus...
is it true that cum stays in you for 7 years?
that's gum
since when did accompanying a guy to a wedding mean that anal was required that night?
soo I had sex last night and he wore a condom, pulled out sans condom. we looked everywhere and couldnt find it, even in my vag. so Im in the library at school and I googled it and it gave me "gentle digging" techniques, and sure enough, found it. ew. I'll be purchasing Plan B after class.
it must be christmas time, i've got a hankering to give a virgin a baby....
watching law and order svu marathons. all of the sex crimes cases start like my sat night.
I walked out of the store holding my face and a lady pulled her daughter away from me as I then threwup in the parking lot
I had to find out that I peed in the box of baby clothes from my mom, who found out from my grandma. New low.
Listen. You seriously only live once... there aren't that many cinco de mayos left until someone knocks u up and u have to have a shotgun wedding. Man up.
Also if i get drunk and start crying about the elephants you all have my permission to abandon me.
Exactly man. Who needs doctors when you have vodka and hot knives.
NO HE PUT HIS HAND IN HIS PANTS BEFORE HE TOUCHED THE BONG.
ILLEGAL
I hate how she's getting mean with age
Meh, you can't hate. That's our basic life goal and you know it.
OH MY GOD YOU GUYS I JUST FOUND OUT I HAD PHONE SEX THE OTHER NIGHT
But unlike the human Walter the plant Walter will someday grow to satisfy my needs
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