this girl looks like the female version of brooke hogan
she definitely has that "I'll bang you, but then I'll tell your girlfriend" look to her.
It's a beautiful day for a hangover
So as your former husband, I get to give you away at the wedding right?
It's all good. Going back to my room to try and air out my balls.
Jasmine is diving into bushes again.
You should have thought about how you were going to treat me before having me take photos of your asshole.
NO SHITSVILLE I just saw a homeless dude punch a pigeon that flew by him
You meet the best people naked in a hot tub at 2 am.
Thanks for launching me off you reverse cowgirl. I think I chipped a tooth.
It's Jesse McGoddamn Cartney, the whole world sings that shit
i had to call the bar to ask if they found my bowling ball. That good of a night
I have 4 more smokes and 6 more beers to go before I make a life changing decision like that.
I'm not too sure what happened last night, but by the looks of it, we must have gotten drunk with zebras.
I promise your sink was clogged before I threw up in it.
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