I just need someone to hold me and tell me i dont turn boys gay
he just told me his nickname was "nickexplodeon"
does that mean he doesn't last long?
porn bloobers exist! never have i laughed so hard while jerking off!
i'm transferring to degrassi. i don't care that it's severely canadian. classes are five minutes long, there's no actual work and you can get oot of class whenever you want to go have a dramatic scene with someone in the hall
Clothes are such an inconvenience.
white shorts are a girls way of saying "im ready to fuck cuz its not my time of month"
i'm duct taped to my bed with a condom in my hand. something went wrong
Just caught my first cougar this fake was worth every fucking penny.
I'm at the local community college pretending to be a substitute for a computer applications class
For the sake of being nice I congratulated her and she replied with something along the lines of that I need to stay away from him and not touch him ever. I really wanted to be like "been there, done that" but my New Years resolution was to not start any cat fight over boys with small dicks before noon
seriously the second he called my tits warlocks was the second I knew I wasn't going to fuck him.
side note: on a scale of 1-10, how bad an idea is it to hook up with 9 cats guy?
it was a hallmark card with butt plugs.
Guess who's now on the no-fly list? If you guessed me, you'd be right.
I’m going to give his broken heart CPR with my vagina
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