on a scale of one to ten, how awkward would it i told him i had to go change my tampon and then left?
11
I woke up laying in alphagetti with the message "I'd go get checked asap" written out in the letters.
Just tried to use the bottle of Sprite in my car as mouthwash to get the taste of puke out of my mouth- it's half vodka. Puked again. Thanks man.
I have bruises on my ass from her spurs. God bless Texas.
having sex with him is like cage fighting mixed with pilates...the condoms didn't stand a chance...
Maybe he'll be famous someday and I can forget that anything embarrassing may have happened and just say that I fucked that famous guy.
I gave the naked guy in the hotel a pop tart. He stopped crying.
I don't hate him I just hate being present to see him consume 80 dollars worth of alcohol and then try to tip people with left over money on a Walmart gift card
I don't know how or when he is sober long enough to donate plasma
Nah I've been there. The worst you'll see is some hobo peeing in a sewer at 3 am on a Saturday
They have a house rule that you get a composite for every 5 guys you sleep with. Where should I hang my new one?
Fucked her on the patio while some dude drove by on a mower. He waved. Twice.
Ive done some fucked up shit, but last night was the first I have Poured milk on anothers mans face in the shower.
He compared my blow job skills to finding gold treasure in a gold chest, so there's that.
Um, It's tempting but I'm not into coke or farmers.
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