And then falling down drunk the next morning, concussing yourself and splitting your head open?
That was pretty sad, but you more than made up for it by using "concussing" in a sentence
I bet a guy could be masturbating under the table now and people would just think he was clapping along.
Day two of vacation and my first drink of the day is a plan b colada
Sorry for calling you a whore in front of your mom. World cup brings the worst out of me.
I ended up taking shots of whiskey and chasing them with potato wedges, I have never felt more Irish
well... just scaled a wall and entered the bar through the balcony. just making some last minute memories nbd.
In the pictures there's a flower in my hair and also a lobster, I need those things explained
I've been wearing the same clothes for 3 days and they're covered in franzia
Nobody wants to date "Eats Taco Bell Secretly In Her Car" Girl
WHERE THE FUCK IS MY ARM DO YOU HAVE ANY IDEA HOW DIFFICULT IS IS TO TYPE WITH ONE HAND
Nothing like a near-death experience to start off your Thanksgiving...
Damn victory sex feels great
what could you have possibly accomplished by watching 6 hours of a mythbusters marathon
well, i added sex in a wind tunnel to my bucket list
After we won that round of beer pong you attempted to swallow the winning ball whole claiming you had the mouth and jaw of a snake.
A snake? I must've been gone...
After that you got naked and hissed at people the rest of the night..
did he think i wouldnt notice the naked girl in the backseat
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