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apparently i peed in my fridge last night because my vegetable drawer was filled with it.
Had a 3 sum last night, and today food just taste better and the air seems so much fresher!
Yeah sketchy neighborhood.. Some woman ran by screaming, "i didn't steal anything" as some cops rolled up and arrested her.
Because it is about to snow, I sent him for Diet Coke and cigarettes. It's the gay version of milk and bread.
He was having trouble staying hard then just stopped mid-sex and said "it's overheating" while pointing to his dick.
The good news is the bleeding stopped. I think I'm going to sober up before I tell you the bad news though.
if i cared i wouldnt have woken you up by pouring a bottle of soy sauce on you.
is that what this stuff is?
Y'all best leave this "I can only have a couple drinks" shit at the door. U don't drive to Yukon to have a shot. I'm getting u fuckers drunk.
He got naked after doing the Ice Water Challenge and it was still enormous. So, yeah, I stayed over.
I ate a hotdog off the ground last night.
I need to get off of her emotional roller coaster. I've been on it for a fucking year and I've been throwing up the entire time.
I was on antibiotics for a bladder infection and couldn't drink and you told me there was no longer room in your life for me.
He asked if I was alright. I said "Yeah, I'm just an incapacitated ball of orgasmic bliss right now."
I realize ur driving andwont read this til u stop, but I'm sleeping in the bed of the pickup. Please don't hit a deer.
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