Its about making memories worth repressing
He better hope I dont die soon. Because I would haunt his bitch ass and cock block 24/7
I'd say this is worse than that time when I realized that my favorite bath toy growing up was my Mom's douche bottle.
You know, it doesn't really count as a walk of shame if you guys showered together the next morning
Like. I probably should fuck him. I owe him for breaking his thumb.
You're the third person who's asked me for an afternoon blow connection in one day. Unreal.
That's more of a you-issue than a me-issue
Thanks for having me and my emotional baggage over last night.
I said to him "i can't have sex with anyone in my friend's living room" then he said "we can move the air mattress into the kitchen"
sorry like um she made me hold her puke bag while she peed in front of me is that better
YOU DON'T JUST GET TO CALL AND SAY YOU MIGHT BE DEAD, THEN NOT ANSWER!
I have a black eye again and dont know why again
That makes sense.. A good Bj is a trump card in any argument
I'm hosting my annual valentine's day party tomorrow with every hookup I've ever had. thoughts on how it will turn out ??
No my problem is I'm working and its a beautiful Saturday. I should be recovering from a hangover and out golfing. Fuck responsibility. I miss college.
Of course my parents remember you. You showed them your tits
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