remember them days when you seriously wanted your mom to marry rev run and we would always talk shit about justine?
joeyyyy why you always taken cheeseburgers from me?!?!?!
me and ur bf were arguing about whether coke was vegan. i really hope it's vegan
Only my sister would update her facebook status while going into labor.
Everything about him screamed your future.
The night ended with a lot of tears and everyone singing along to Willenium
I just puked in a penis shaped cake pan. I've hit an all new low for a Tuesday.
I just had to blow my nose on a mcdonalds receipt in my car. Its time to stop doing coke.
well someone pooped in the lint basket in the laundry room last night, but none of us will admit to it so we're all just secretly judging each other and doubting ourselves.
This is the fourth day in a row I've walked outside in the same pajamas. I think the neighbors have finally given up on judging me.
I'm surprised they let us keep partying at that hotel bar, that's like the 3rd time I've had to try blocking the view of him peeing off the balcony. I earn my free drinks.
My boyfriend's brother just got out of jail and he is already telling us to steal cable. Dude.
Remind me to tell you all about the topless girl on the street who attempted to taze me.
Clearly you've confused me for someone who has their shit together, and honestly I have no idea how you did that.
He said he loved me more than Kel loves orange soda
the result of growing up in the '90's
I brought an already opened bag of trail mix from home to snack on today. Some motherfucker ate all the m&ms out of it. I hate my roommates
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